Amazing Race Birthday Party: (def.) Special event in which well-meaning housewife attempts to put her creativity and organizational skills to test in order to expand her child's peer group. Her realization that the TV show is highly edited and actually combines days of footage into a tightly packed hour coincides with her forehead-slapping self deprecations about not ordering an on-line plan for the party and trying to save 10 bucks to do it herself.
Now there WERE moments. And it took an incredible amount of time. But was it ever worth it.
Now there WERE moments. And it took an incredible amount of time. But was it ever worth it.
Circle? Oval? Rectangle? Square?
How will you know when you get there?
There's a special place with lots of lanes
How will you know when you get there?
There's a special place with lots of lanes
Pass through the fence that's make of chain...
Hope that you are feeling fast.
Because this clue is a tough one to pass
Each of you must take a lap
Write each time behind your map
Someone is waiting there with a clock
Hurry- time's wasting tick tock tick tock
If the task you should record and meet
The person will "clue" you in for the next street!
Hey diddle diddle
Here is your riddle
There were how many pigs... or even blind mice?
Write it down, you'd better think twice!
Take that number, then write an 8
Keep on thinking, you're doing great!
What is 3 x 3 x 3?
There's a lot of math, don't you see?
Put these numbers all together
What is 3 x 3 x 3?
There's a lot of math, don't you see?
Put these numbers all together
And hop over to it while there's still decent weather
A neighbor friend is jumping and bumping
To give you a bounce or maybe a thumping~!!
If you jump for joy in the air...
You're next clue awaits you there.
There's nothing itsy-bitsy about this clue
An A-MAZING obstacle is waiting for you.
Think of a place where you'd give a kick or throw a ball...
And think of an arachnid that's very small.
Next to this field a not-so-itsy-bitsy friend
Has built a web to trap you in!
But if you're able to make it through
But if you're able to make it through
There's another clue waiting for you
It's hidden under something heavy and round
Watch out for spiders though- they'll lurk underground!
Nana and Micky wove yarn around a clump of trees near Hart Field and the kids had to figure a way to all get inside the web without touching it! Smarties used sticks to prop it... again the BEST one I heard!
But not to be outdone, Miss Jess our super Nanny was chillin' (literally) on Sky View Boulevard and held the keys to the last clue.
Auntie Jamie is a property manager and has tons of extra keys lying around. This key relay was her idea- Note to self-don't let kids look too closely at the padlock! They were so fun to watch.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
A key
A key
A key who?
Here's your key to your next clue.
Here's your key to your next clue.
Go to where the view is nice
Of grass, trees and perhaps blue skies
This clue is tricky to unlock
And how to open it might be a shock.
There is someone there to guide you through.
There is someone there to guide you through.
A relay that is waiting for your.
Take your turn... hope you pick the right one
Take your turn... hope you pick the right one
If not you'll have to run and run and run!
Which place has been the best?
We hope you've gathered all the clues..
We hope you've gathered all the clues..
Now there's hotdogs and cake waiting for you.
Better be fast- prepare your legs
Last one backs' a Rotten Egg!
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